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Heeeeeeere's FAN BATTLES!
Claimed Battle 1: Escape from YV
(This was a short little battle I claimed, and now I own Wakuseino until December, under Night Version Webmaster's rules.)
Author: wakuseino
Player: Wakuseino [0-1-0 in Wind Version]


I've finally figured out how to get out of here! I'll just get into a battle, and when someone claims it, I'll get into their version using that!
YELLOW VERSION WEBMASTER refuses to let you do that!
And how are you going to stop me, hmm?
NARRATOR REFUSES to NARRATE this BATTLE!
Well, I can always talk my way to getting 20 lines.
I've already got seven, and I haven't really started talking yet!
NARRATOR used MUTE!
WAKUSEINO is now MUTE!
...
...
NARRATOR is BORED!

...
NARRATOR wants to know WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
...
NARRATOR used UNMUTE!
WAKUSEINO was UNMUTED!

Is that even a word?
NARRATOR does not CARE! NARRATOR wants to know what WAKUSEINO said!
Well, too bad, you stupid Narrator. I've just hit 20 lines. I now have the requirements for this to be a battle
NARRATOR curses!


Claimed Battle 2: ACK!
Author: CrlnVrsn
Player: Scientist [No record]



SCIENTIST is WORKING in a LAB!
Muahahaha! Now maybe this giant green chicken will really turn out to be giant, green, and a chicken!
SCIENTIST is MAD!
Don't I know it! Muahahaha!
SCIENTIST was renamed CRAZYGUY!
Uuhh...why not Mad Scientist?
Uh...SCIENTIST is SMART!
IT should be able to FIGURE it OUT!
Uh...okay.
Anyway...
Now, my creation, rise!
GIANTGREENCHICKEN appeared!
-GIANTGREENCHICKEN is green, giant, and a chicken!

And that is what it's suppose to be!
Now to work on that robot.
GGC: Wait a minute! What am I suppose to do while you work on that thing?
Uh...good question.
Hold on, I'll get something.
CG went to get SOMETHING!
CG came back with SOMETHINGs!
SOMETHINGs are TV and the JETSONSROBOT!

All right, now to combind these two...
CRAZYGUY used COMBINE!
TV and JROBOT were COMBINEd!

Muahaha! Here chicken...a super TV!
GGC: That doesn't look like a TV...
GGC is RIGHT!
IT looks more like a CROBOT intent on KILLING EVERYTHING!
CROBOT: Right. 'Specially chickens that are giant and green...

Uh...oops... That's not good.
But, you're my creation so you'll obey me!
CROBOT says NO!
CROBOT wants to fight!
CROBOT sends out CROBOT!

All right, fine. Go GIANTGREENCHICKEN!
GGC says NO, ROBOTS ARE TOO SCARY!
But then I don't have anything...
CG sends out CG!
Noo!
CROBOT used EYEBEAMS!
Critical hit!
CG is in critical condition!

I..don't...feel so good. Please chicken, help..
CG used BEG!
CG begs for HELP!
But, GGC isn't THERE!
GGC ran away a long TIME ago!

Damn...
RACSi appeared!
RASCi used FWAP!
CG was FWAPped repeatly over the HEAD with a LARGE STICK!

Ugh...how'd they get-
CROBOT used KICK!
Ack!
CG was KICKed far away!
It looks like Crazyguy is blasting off again...
TEAMROCKET appeared!
TEAMROCKET says you STOLE that!

So?
TEAMROCKET and CG collide in the AIR!
TEAMROCKET and CG fainted!
CROBOT wins!